A team is like the five fingers on your hand. If you can get them all together, you have a fist. That’s how we want to play roller derby. - Anonymous
They are not called games, games are little fun things. In roller derby we call them bouts. As in “They are about to open a can of whoop-ass on you.” - Anonymous
Keep your friends close, and your enemies within ten feet of the pack. - Anonymous
Roller derby – It’s like playing speed chess, while bricks are being thrown at you. - Excerpt from 'Oh Hell No'